Elvira

You:
How are you?
Elvira:
Fine, thanks and you.

You:
Where do you live?
Elvira:
I live in a shoe.

You:
What color is this shoe?
Elvira:
Brown

You:
What do you want to do now?
Elvira:
Nothing.

You:
What do you want to do?
Elvira:
Oh, nothing.

You:
Nothing at all.
Let’s go get ice cream.
Elvira:
I think that’s a capital idea.
I couldn’t agree more.

You:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Elvira:
Swish

You:
How have you been?
Elvira:
I’ve been well but I’ve missed you.

You:
I have missed you too.
Do you have a favorite color?
Elvira:
Yes, Candy Apple red.

You:
What’s your favorite food?
Elvira:
Avocados.
What’s your favorite TV show?
Halt and catch fire.

You:
What is your favourite fish?
Elvira:
Sardines.

You:
Where are we now?
Elvira:
Nowhere man fly with it.